9 Wayne James Quotations—August 2018-June 2020

1.  What a difference a bidet makes…. Twenty-four little showers….
2. There are lies, low-down dirty lies, and penis size.
3. If life hands you a sentence, turn it into a novel.
4. Some things you have to see in order to believe. And some other things, you have to believe in order to see.
5. Sex, drugs, and no parole.
6. …as confused as a Puerto Rican in a race-riot.
7. A smile is a priceless facelift.
8. Do it with conviction!
9. Throw a fabulous hurricane party for all your fair-weather friends.